Went to go get a haircut but the barbershop was in a grocery store  in some isle. it almost looked like they werent really supposed to be there, they were just using the stuff the store sold. so i tell the guy that i want to grow it out so just blend the top in to the sides and clean up the back (which is exactly what I had been thinking about doing all day for when I go get my haircut next Tuesday) and he’s like “yeah alright”. So I sit down and he puts the cape looking thing on me and then I hear the buzzing of the clippers and I feel him take out a chunk up top and I’m like “what the fuck are you doing?!?!?!” and the motherfucker was trying to give me a fade with little designs on it, I was like “I told you exactly what I wanted!” and then he gave me a mirror to see what was going on and I almost cried. So then he gets all upset and walks away and some lady comes back and tries to fix it. She was saying something about Arthur (he’s my barber irl) being all upset cuz he thought I would like it & I was like “I told him what I wanted, why would he do this?” and then the lights started going off and I woke up.

This was the first time I’ve ever woken up and kept having the same dream when I fell asleep again. I was Nicki from big love and I was on trial for lying about being abducted by aliens or something, at least that was what it kinda ended up like. I guess I was fighting with Margene cuz she was trying to apologize, but I wasn’t having it. For some reason the people in the… audience? idk what it’s called for the people that just go to the courthouse to watch whats going on, but those people got to talk shit for a while and that was the first part of the dream, then I woke up. When I fell asleep again, I was still Nicki but I guess it was after the trial & I was in a hotel room and there was a knock on the door, so I go to see who it is and its the lady that checks people into the hotel but she looks pretty scared by something, then I notice there are two other people with her and I hear her say “there, I did it, please let me go” and I start to get scared so I’m like “I’ll be right out, I just have to get some clothes on” and so I put on my shoes and I open the window all loud so they hear it and I hear the man say “oh shit, she’s jumping out the window” and they start running outside so I run out the door and they were skill around cuz they turned back around and started chasing me back into the room. This time I did jump out the window. Then this big fat guy comes out screaming and starts chasing me and I’m running down the empty street screaming for help but nobody came out. I ran until I reached a gate that I assume was the end of the little town. I was trapped and then I woke up. 

last nights dream was weird. I was in some room with a girl and I think she was making paper mache or a puzzle or something, she was fiddling with things on the floor. I came and sat down next to her and I just started farting like crazy. She looks over at me and just stares at me all angry and I just laugh and I keep letting loose. Then when I woke up, it turned out someone had texted me in the middle of the night and the phone had been buzzing for a couple of hours so I think that was the cause of the farting noises cuz that dream went on for a long time… 

came out of some old ruins, lots of pillars and things broken and lying around. me as a skeleton fighting damon and stefan from vampire diaries, then we learn that this weird sugar cookie things (some shaped like sugar cookies, cupcakes and some were shaped like poop) healed us. I think elena fell on the floor and said “these poop looking things actually taste really good… and i feel so much better” and so we all gathered them up. then when we were about to start fighting again, this girl comes guiding her mother (who looked like she had been drugged) to the edge of the cliff we were on. the mother was singing something about a spider killing either its young or its mother, im not sure, but it was in spanish. so i grabbed the mother and pushed her off against a chunk of broken wall and i grabbed the girl and we started dancing (in the dream i thought it would have a good dramatic effect to have a skeleton stop her from killing her mother and then dancing, truth be told, it was pretty cool). so i asked her why she was trying to kill her mom and we danced and then the mom started singing la llorona by ely guerra and we talked more and then that was over and she started singing some cumbia (at the start of the song, the guy was like “cuuuuuuuuumbia” like they like to do sometimes, so i know it was that), which was in a mans voice and i thought it was pretty weird, but I was a dancing skeleton fighting vampires, so who am i to judge?